Have you noticed the little logo
at the very bottom
right-hand corner of this page? Site
Meter is a service that lets me know how many people are reading this blog.
This little statistic thingy has driven me into a state
of schizophrenic psychosis. I want to
know if anyone is reading what I write and at the same time I’m terrified that
some one is actually reading what I write. I often have conversations with myself much like Gollum the dual personality character
from the Lord of the Rings.
Gollum: “Check it precious. We wants to know. We must know if they’ve been reading.”
Smeagol:
“Oh no. No, no, no. There might
be too many.”
Gollum: “It’s ours to know. We must know. Click it! Click it!”
Smeagol: “I’m not listening. I’m not listening.”
Gollum: “You’re a wussy! . . . why do you write it then?”
Smeagol: “I write it for us.”
Gollum: “You write for us precious?”
Smeagol: “Yes – yes. Just us”
Gollum: “Liar! We
must know if anyone read today.”
Smeagol: “But it scares me . . .”
Gollum: “Then just Gollum will look precious . . . just
Gollum . . . click it . . .”
Click
Gollum: “Oh Precious, we had 10 readers today. Smeagol they likes what we write!”
Smeagol: “10 - AAAAHHHHHHUUUUUU . . .”
So, from the bottom of my insecure, schizophrenic little heart – thanks
for reading. It's humbling (down right scary) to know you are reading, and I want you to know I try my best to make it
worth your time.
Gollum: “Smeagol look! Some one has left us a comment – click it click!”
Smeagol:
“Oh no. No, no, no . . .”
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